HERE WE GO: Alexander Isak is really 37 years old, was born in Newcastle and works a 9-5 job next to St James’ Park Charlie Bennett By Charlie Bennett

What if you learned that Alexander Isak was really 38, lived in Killingworth and works at Newcastle University? Quite the humble switch-around from the £150million superstar who enjoys god-like status at St James’ Park.

Meet the man formerly known as David White, the Toon-daft superfan who took supporting Newcastle United to the extreme. Tattoos, some good, bad and ugly, have been proudly sported since the Magpies ended their 70-year domestic hoodoo against Liverpool last month.But on the consequential spectrum, nothing compares to dedicating a whole new identity to Newcastle’s super Swede. For a little over £20, Alexander paid the ultimate tribute and changed his life forever.I’ve done a full deed poll,” he tells NewcastleWorld. “To do it only cost around £20 but obviously I need to change my passports and everything. Thinking about Europe next season, I’m tempted to change my name back!”